It doesn’t make you go lightly, it makes your shit like an elephant [which SHOULD be it’s real name].

The doctor said you just had it and I told him no we haven't started yet. Flowers would not be enough.

Since I had just had a Colonoscopy I backed off and only had medium spiciness. I followed the prep almost perfectly.

I got through traffic and made it to the bar before I was completely uncomfortable – I rushed in, waved at John, and then ran to the restroom. I’m glad that you can put a funny spin on something that many people find embarrasing. Check out my facebook page! I have no idea. F Colorectal cance. Everyone was joking, light-hearted and laughing. Next Where Does The Time Go? ‘Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.’11.

I should have taken a picture and tweeted it!

It worked. We're here to help. I emailed before, but the auto-reply said you’re out of the country and gave this phone number. What concerned me was that I was signing a “blank slate”.

As much as I wanted to run away and say “no”, I knew the right answer was “yes”. Need a laugh, part 3 of our medical meme, doctor humor series. In a few more minutes they wheeled me into the room with the nurses and the doctor and I rolled over on my left side. After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. A Colonoscopy Story. I told them that if it was my fiftieth birthday it would show how much I wanted the colonoscopy. I understand efficiency concerns but I was not gong to agree to something I did not understand. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. I finally gave in and said to go ahead, and I scheduled one. (Hey, THAT rhymes…). I got enough sleep to trick my body into not being tired the next day. I would point out that after I went to the bathroom about 11:30 AM right before I went into the procedure, I had no more urges to go to the bathroom at all. Having been stuck with all kinds of needles and dressed in my Givenchy (not!) I was a little concerned with the “output”. Really. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief? But the color was brownish and still not fully clear as specified in the procedure. Most folks say the prep is the worst part. But of course, because of the IMS LTI meeting I did not start until 1PM – so I *was* an hour late starting – so the schedule slip was my fault (Mark, Greg, Lance, and Colin contributed to the schedule slip unknowingly). I had an IMS LTI teleconference at noon to talk about RDF and XML bindings when the prep was supposed to start. granny is a junkie). I loved this post and yes, I too chuckled out loud! My reply? I remarked to Axxx that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, ‘Dancing Queen’ had to be the least appropriate. I then told her the story of Bob Frost and told her I was properly respectful of colon cancer but wanted to be part of any major surgery decisions. I always explain the missing time as a likely alien abduction, complete with anal probe... i remeber my first scope very well. It was a cool survey and I told her I wished I had the “as-built” data to inform my prep. The one other person I knew that had this done – they found one polyp and removed it. I felt something charge into me through the needle, but sure didn't feel "funny." This was the first time they joked and mentioned the phrase “Doctor’s make the worst patients.” I went through the story of my concerns four times. ‘Hey! This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground. ‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’8. I am sure that the problem is that if they need to bring the doctor out to talk to me, it messes up their timing a lot. It seemed to me that at some point when you go from 1-2 removals to 10+ removals (would be very rare) we are switching from a low-risk diagnostic procedure to a small major surgery. I was seriously nervous at this point. Not much laughter in our lives currently, so thanks for sharing that. I am a bit weird because I skip meals all the time and don’t feel hungry – so your mileage may vary on the hunger thing. All kidding aside, this is serious (if scatological) stuff. At 4AM, I started the next 9 doses of MiraLax plus Gatorade and pretty quickly we were back on the every 30 minutes schedule. So yesterday was my date for the Colonoscopy procedure at the University of Michigan Hospital. Thought I’d write some funny little ditty, to help you feel some pity…. Take it away Mr. Katz! School starts Tuesday and it is hard to take two days off while teaching. By 10:30 things were slowing down to be more like once per hour. I suddenly realised colonoscopies can be funny on the basis I laughed out loud reading this story. Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand., At the time of the test I had been up for over 24 hours, and the anesthesia was a welcome deep sleep for me. Are we there yet? Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. It was a great comeback. At just 25, he’d won the third Masters title, a feat which, at the time, had been achieved by only two other players in the world. Died 9th October 2006, Clinical Trial: Phase II CLARINET FORTE Somatuline Autogel (Lanreotide) increased dosing interval. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes – and here I am being kind – like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon. get a colonoscopy and find out. I agreed. This was my way of saying no matter how tough life is, you need to stay positive and maintain your sense of humour. And we had the IV. 9.

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